Clouds.オタル Dad Hat - Vaporwave Aesthetic Embroidered Cap | Unstructured Cotton

Clouds.オタル Dad Hat

This isn't streetwear. It's a password.
Dad hats exist in that specific space between invisible and intentional. Low profile so you're not performing. Curved brim so you look like a person, not a brand billboard. Unstructured crown that actually moves with you instead of sitting on your head like a statement piece.

小樽 embroidered in katakana next to the wordmark because some things don't need translation. Either you know or you don't. Either that specific coastal Japanese city at twilight means something to you or it's just letters. This is what you wear when you're not trying to be seen but you want to be recognized. By the right people. The ones who understand that aesthetics aren't decoration—they're orientation. That certain colors and references aren't "vintage" or "retro," they're emotional architecture from timelines that feel more real than the one we're in. Unstructured because rigidity is for logos, not consciousness. Adjustable because one size doesn't actually fit all, and pretending it does is exactly the kind of industrial uniformity we're trying to escape. Antique brass buckle because new metal looks like it's trying too hard.

You'll wear this on beach walks at golden hour when the light does that thing. Over messy buns while your code compiles. During those Sunday afternoon sessions when you're six hours deep into a game from 2001 that still hits different. It pairs with LED strips dimmed to 40% and playlists titled things like "driving through cities that don't exist anymore."
Not for people building "capsule wardrobes." For people who understand that what you put on your head is a choice about which reality you're walking through today.
If you need it to match your outfit, wrong product.
Specs:

100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% cotton, 65% polyester)
Unstructured 6-panel low-profile construction
6 embroidered eyelets
3⅛" (7.6 cm) crown height
Adjustable strap with antique brass buckle
Curved visor
Sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

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• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Vietnam
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh or Vietnam
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in Green Camo release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

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