ハウントロジー
2030 | THE FUTURE IS NOT YET COMPILED.
Two portals. Two timelines. One choice that hasn't been made yet.
HELLO WORLD on the left—utopian green fields, digital promise, the future capitalism promised. ACCESS DENIED on the right—locked corridors, cracked statues, the reality we inherited instead.
You're standing between them. You've always been standing between them.
This isn't about nostalgia for 1997. It's about refusing the future they're compiling for us right now. The one where "ACCESS DENIED" becomes the only option. Where algorithms decide what worlds you can enter.
2030 isn't written yet. The code is still open. The portal's still flickering.
Wear this if you understand that hauntology isn't backward-looking—it's the practice of keeping alternative futures alive when everyone else has accepted the compiled version.
The checker floor under your feet? You're already in the liminal space. The question is whether you're moving toward the meadow or the locked door.
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- 180 g/m²
- Made when summoned
私たちは代替未来を保存する
— Clouds.オタル
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 ⅜ |
31-34 |
9 ¼ |
| M |
29 ⅛ |
35-38 |
9 ½ |
| L |
29 ⅞ |
39-41 |
9 ⅝ |
| XL |
31 ⅛ |
42-45 |
9 ⅞ |
| 2XL |
32 ⅛ |
46-48 |
10 |
| 3XL |
33 ⅛ |
49-51 |
10 ¼ |
| 4XL |
33 ⅞ |
52-54 |
10 ¼ |
| 5XL |
34 ⅝ |
55-57 |
10 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
72 |
78.7-86.4 |
23.5 |
| M |
74 |
89-96.5 |
24 |
| L |
76 |
99-104.1 |
24.5 |
| XL |
79 |
106.7-114.3 |
25 |
| 2XL |
81.5 |
116.8-122 |
25.5 |
| 3XL |
84 |
124.5-129.5 |
26 |
| 4XL |
86 |
132-137.2 |
26 |
| 5XL |
88 |
139.7-144.8 |
26 |